Cherry-Poppin' Fun!

This, being my first post, will begin the text form of my days passings in the realm of bloggers.

I have created this to be like Doug. Doug is a cool dood. His name is CooolDug. Of course he's cool, cannot be denied.

I do not blog often, but maybe this will inspire me to do more so. I do not know if i want to blog more often. Sometimes my thoughts are my own, and noone can see them.

I am bored. This is also a very good reason as to why I am creating this. Devil's playground! I am being hellish.. ooOooo.. Like a ghost.

Ghosts are not hellish. I do not know why i associated Hell being with Ghosts. I know this one chick, she says, no no, she INSISTS, like vehemetly, she got very worked up when we were randomly talking about ghosts. She says that ghosts are.. fuck i forgot. Something with them being leftover emotions, and how they are doomed on earth because they felt too much of that emotion or something.. pretty much just like what the awesomeness of Japan says, and displays in.. fuck i forgot the movie.. uhm.. brb, looking it up.. Grudge bitches. Yeah. Ghosts = Emotion-overload.

Overload. I overloaded on food once. Once too many actually. This is a cause as to my fatness. Along with being lazy and not working out. I don't eat that much. I don't eat lunch or breakfast, maybe once in a while. I ate eggs with doug. And some PeanutButter bread. The Southerners like grits. But i don't eat much, and i walk a lot. Which is weird. I walk a lot and i don't eat much. But my bum is still massive. I am afraid that if i do stop walking, then my ass will figure in as about 40% of my overall body mass. This will make me unhappy.

Unhappy. Yes, this is a something.

Something. I do not like this topic, because it is too broad, and i have nowhere to go with it. Ranbow Six is a stupid game. Waste of 50 dollars, in my humble opinion. Most games are. I am buying Doug Link's Crossbow Training it comes with a Wii zapper. It is only 20 dollars. He thought it was like 50. No offense, Sir Douglass Eff, but i cannot spend 50 dollars on you in one item. But. You get a free ZAPPER. Courtesy of ME. Want a link to Link's Crossbow Training? here it is for your viewing pleasure. Oh, while reading this article on it, trying to find a good link for you good people, i read that the Controller for the Wii is officially called the "Wiimote." Congrats Doug, one point to you. LINKY http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=802783 I have to plug Gamestop. Duh. I work there. I guess it is pretty much you buy the gun, and get a free game. I thought it was get the game, get the gun. That makes sense why only the first shipment will have the Zapper with it. The game is the bonus, not the zapper. Doug, do you still want it? I am not so happy anymore of it. It is not as special if the game is free, that means that the game is going to probably be pretty short. But if you want it, my friend it is yours!

Boredom.

"Fuckin' Aye, that level sucked." Says the brother from the same mother.

This blog is getting long. I like reading long this. HEY. Want to read something long and funny? it is a writing from Doug. I keep talking about Doug. I do not know why. Maybe it is because he will probably be one of the only people to read this. 'Cause i will not be making a public note of this existance. But. Story with Doug. He was a good friend for like 3 years. then we stopped talking. Then we started talking again. So i am happy we are talking again. I HAVE A FRIEND. I don't have many friends out here. Read this. Imagine, that Doug thinks this is someone he knows, who lives near him. It is funnier that way, because it is the truth. http://tallwritings.blogspot.com/2007/08/my-conversation-with-friend-of-mine-you.html

Hmm..

Linkies..

WHAT A QUINKIEDINK! I go to VGcats to find a good comic link for you all, and i come across one with Link in it! Check it out man! If you know Zelda stories, post uhm.. fuck, the first release on GC, i think it was The Ocarina of Time, then you would understand this. This fucking fairy is annoying as shit and does nothing in assistance to you. http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247

VG Cats is a good webcomic. They make me smile. "VG" stands for "Video Game", they are the "Video Game Cats." They are cool. Like cats. All their comics star their two personas, who are cats, but in place and slightly similar looks to the characters that they are supposed to be portraying in the game. Good site. Become a regular. Plug Numero Dos.

Hmm. I think i will finish this for today. I have other random pointless things to do.

I do not like Masturbating. It makes me feel dirty, and it's not fun. Noone wants to have sex with me because i am fat too. This is my story. (NBC tune plays) "The More you Know~"